I love photo like this
I get so mad when girls say “My hairs so curly I hate it.” And it’s just wavy. I give them dirty looks they don’t know the natural curly hair problems…. Keep talkin bitches mine curls when it’s in a bun unlike everyone else’s whose just turn into waves! Take that mother trucker hahahah
Friend of mine did this yesterday.
“As promised… I just walked into a local pub (PUB 25, Newtown, CT) and asked to speak with the Owner/Manager. I asked if I could leave a cold one on the bar for Michael all day . I showed him the “Reserved” sign I made and explained I wanted to leave him sufficient funds to buy a random person a Guinness every hour today, and that when the surprised patron asks him “Who is this from?” he should reply: “It’s from LT Michael P. Murphy.” and point to the reserved sign. The Owner/Manager was so in tune with this small gesture, he refused my money, introduced me to two men working in the PUB who just returned home from Afghanistan and Iraq with the ASSURANCE that my request on Michael’s behalf would be honored.”
Baby Budweiser Clydesdale came into the clinic to get gelded today. He was so adorable!!
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
As long as you model them for me ;)
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek
Sounds about right.