jolivet:

teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.

10knotes:

Emails from the House Sitter

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

glossal:

queerliterarysuperhero:

ursxc:

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

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Prayers needed

A couple of the guys I work we’re in a really bad wreck last night. Both were mediflighted to OU medical. One was released early this morning the other isn’t doin so great he’s was suspected not to live but he’s made it through emergency surgery and needs prayers he is far from bein okay he is responsive but prayers are needed for his recovery.. Please pray for these two boys.. They are only 19 and 20..

My kids will grow up listening to George Strait, Johnny Cash, Keith Whitley, Alan Jackson, Waylon Jennings, Conway Twitty, George Jones, Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline, Vince Gill and Garth Brooks so they have a CLEAR understanding of what country music is.

powerstroke-man:

pasturemud:

hogginhunni:

str0ngerthanwhiskey:

Because 1/2 the shit you hear in current “country” radio, ain’t country at all.

amen!

A-FREAKING-MEN THANK YOU

I have been waiting for this all my life.

dragon-of-the-stars:

thinkingingallifreyan:

evannabadasslovegood:

I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:

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Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!

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Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.

When I added this to my queue originally, it had FOURTEEN notes.

HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME

mmnarry:

mmnarry:

my health teacher told us this and it just sunk in.
excuse my hand writing.

this got notes really fast omg

mmnarry:

mmnarry:

my health teacher told us this and it just sunk in.

excuse my hand writing.

this got notes really fast omg


http://truckcommander.tumblr.com/
babygoatsandfriends:

Mountain Flower Goat Dairy

partymanyeah:

notsebastianstan:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

this also works for “can’t help falling in love” 

also working for “thong song”